Tree of life (the most boring 15 minutes we ever wasted)

This is our first review we are first going to put our observations and then our rating at the end:

Vivian before watching:

Must be good Sean Penn and Brad Pitt

Michael: 

 I never heard about it but lets see.

Five minutes later Vivian:

Where is the story?

Michael:

"Oh shit it is one of those artsy fartsy movies."

Ten minutes later Vivian yawning:

"Fast forward a bit perhaps something is still going to happen."

Michael:

"What is this shite?"

Fifteen minutes later Vivian:

"Stop it I can't watch any more, I am falling asleep."

Michael:  

"Thank goodness I could not take much more of that.  They should have called it the Big Nothing."

Vivian:

"That is the worst movie I have ever watched."

Michael:

"I bet it has high ratings and that reviewers are calling it brave and creative and nonsense like that."

Vivian:

"Surely not, let me see on IMDB,  bloody hell you are right, it has a listen to this, NINE OUT OF TEN RATING.  I hate artsy fartsy bullshit."

Michael:

"I could not agree more."

RATING:

Vivian:  1 out of 10 because some of the filming was pretty.

Michael: 0